Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The painters knew I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive while in labor,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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