Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny on her elbows,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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