Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Fokker Boner
Burnt Hexachloride Drug
Atomic War Head
Children of the Lion
Lion Ryche
Smoking Candy
Children of the Death
Coma Machine
Steel Love
Black Coma
Smoking Pancreas Basket
Black Fokker Maiden
Flying Coma Pod
Monkey Boner
Waste Stick
Def Meat Machine
Screaming Motor Maiden
Def Candy
Black Death
Steel Pancreas Snake

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